January 2011
The Strokes, World of Warcraft, Coca-Cola, and...
That’s how I’ll spend MY new years eve.
December 2010
HERP A DERP NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS TO DERP HERP...
New Years has never really been a big deal for me.
Three Libras by A Perfect Circle pretty much sums...
I'M. TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT.
SO SEXY IT HUUURRRRTSSS.
I woke up with an extremely high pulse and in a...
But I can’t remember what I was dreaming about. Weird.
I hate being blown off as if I'm a lesser person.
My family hid a carton of orange juice because I...
Well guess what, assholes? I just found it. And it’s all mine.
MINE, I TELL YOU. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Olrox Prime 3:34 pm Oh fuck. DAVID OH FUCK. I WAS TRYING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, RIGHT? AND THEN I TAKE A STEP INTO MY BATHROOM AND SUDDENLY, IT’S THE FUCKING WATER TEMPLE. WHAT DO I DO, DAVID. I’M IN THE WATER TEMPLE. bangindavid 3:35 pm :| JOSH. QUICKLY, PLAY ZELDA’S LULLABY. IT’LL SHIFT THE WATER LEVEL LOWER DEPENDING ONE WHERE YOU’RE AT. Olrox...
“Can’t let you do that, Star...
I find myself listening to more video game music...
laila-jessica-deactivated201204 asked: Hi, my name is Josh.
Nobody likes me, how sad.
Forever alone.
Nobody likes me, how sad.
Forever alone.
laila-jessica-deactivated201204 asked: Hi, my name is Josh.
Nobody likes me, how sad.
Forever alone.
Nobody likes me, how sad.
Forever alone.
A Battle of Haikus.
Olrox Prime 2:23 am I feel like writing, Laila what should I write about xliexluhhx 2:23 am write about how awesome i am. Olrox Prime 2:24 am :| Hang on, I’ll create a Haiku Olrox Prime 2:25 am You think you’re awesome, But you forget about Josh, Who is awesomer xliexluhhx 2:25 am bulllllllll. get outta here. Olrox Prime 2:27 am I will not...
The winning days are gone.
I'm popping a nerd boner from all the Zelda noises...
"This grass feels funny," Kirby thought. "It feels...
One of the first lines in Kirby’s Epic Yarn.
The day I experience true love is the day I meet...
jawsh-oo-uh asked: Man, why are you so awesome?
jawsh-oo-uh asked: Man, why are you so awesome?
The older you get, the cooler clothes become as a...
GOD DAMN IT, get in the Christmas spirit, people.
Holy shit, it’s one time a year. I hate being the only one ATTEMPTING to be excited.
Jeez, what a bitch.
Excuse me while I enjoy this peanut butthurt and u...
I'm getting addicted to World of Warcraft again.
Halp.
I hate being shrugged off.
And being talked down to.
I’m coming through the door but...
I've squinted my eyes before to see if I had X-Ray...
I bet you have too.
Something about that lunar eclipse that's going on...
Just really humbles me. There’s thousands upon thousands of eyes looking at that same moon. It’s just a rock you and I will never touch in our life times. I dunno, it makes me feel insignificant and yet it inspires me. Some people that have touched that moon are people that weren’t much different than I. I don’t have the guts to be an astronaut, but I could if I really...
I Hereby Retire From Chess and Checkers.
My pride hurts.
Tron after work tomorrow.
FOREVER ALONE.